She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Randomize
