The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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