How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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