she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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