just come out here and I will go home with you...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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