Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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