do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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