It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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