The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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