Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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