her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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