I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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