once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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