watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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