do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
