Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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