Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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