Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
and she was petting her beer can
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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