Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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