What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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