i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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