Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
