Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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