I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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