I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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