Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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