if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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