So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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