I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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