Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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