I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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