You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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