you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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