So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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