If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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