Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick