Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is