Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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