she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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