If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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