I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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