Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
where are you?
Hypothermia
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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