her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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