no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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