i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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