She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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