Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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