Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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