I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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