wat bout pragnant strippers??
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My vagina is officially offended.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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