I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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