STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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