Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
only you would photoshop your dick
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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