The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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