My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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