Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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