OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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